HAVE A LAUGH

SANTA: I haven't slept all night in the train.

BANTA: Why?

SANTA: got upper berth.

BANTA: why didn't you exchange?

SANTA: oh! there was nobody to exchange in the lower birth.  

Hello..my deay friends..how r u all?it's  wonderful feeling to come back to iland becaz of ur beautiful thoughts,appericiations and valuable comments.i am sure henceforth i will be regular to visit u.

loving...

me.

friends......i am very sorry for not posting anything for long time.....

i am too busy.....

i never forget to read your posts.......

keep going...

keep smiling..

with you...prabu me

Dear, friend...i am very happy to meet all of u again after the long holidays. here after i will be available to you. take care of u.

friends...i am going for some progrme for 5 days.
i will be meeting on may o1. take care.....have a good time...
see you.
with love,
metha.

dear friends....the following picture shows what is the exact definition for friendship and love. i hope u all will agree with me.
have a nice day...
metha.

Lesson in Logic

* Money is not everything…there is MasterCard and Visa.

* Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so why practice.

Joke

A son at college wanted more money. He sent a telegram to his father, No money, no fun, your son. The father replied, ‘how sad, too bad, your dad.


One day a man dreamt that some one had killed him. Next day, he cleared his bank account……..why? Because in bank it was written, “we make your dreams come true”.


Q: Why most men prefer to kiss a woman on her lips?
A: That is probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth!



An angry husband returned home one night and found his wife in bed with another man.
Husband: what r u doing? To which his wife said to his lover, “I told you he was stupid.”

Read…laugh….type your comments with smile…..have a nice day.
With love & regards
Metha.

CHINESE CALL CENRE


(“Good wan! (Good one!)”)
Caller: hello. Can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: yes. You can speak o me.

Caller: No, I want to speak o Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes, I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you r Someone and you want to talk to anyone! Bu what is that urgent matter about?

Caller: well…..just ell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan go injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find his hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: you are so rude! Who r u?

Operator: I am Saw Ree.

Caller: yes! You should be sorry, now give me your name!

Operator: That’s what I said. I am Saw Ree……



Friends……..enjoy …relax…….try to learn Chinese.

The Real Darkness

Darkness….what is it?

I asked everyone whom I met.
Darkness is being fearful
Said a child.

Darkness is the absence of fun
said a boy.

Darkness is the absence of light
Said a scientist.

Darkness is the black colour
Said an artist.

Darkness is ignorance
Said a teacher.

Darkness is lack of eye sight
Said a blind man.

Darkness is the absence of wealth
Said a poor man.

Darkness is the absence of goodness
Said a sage.

Darkness is the absence of peace of mind
Said a philosopher.

Darkness is the absence of grace
Said a priest- But

Darkness is the absence of Love
Says the Scriputure(Holy Bible,Bhagavat Gita& Holy Quran)

Dear friends, i wish you a HAPPY TAMIL NEW YEAR....to all...
have a great day...
have a grea fun...
have a good time....
may the new year bring u joy..peace..prosperiy...and all that you wish..
with love and friendship...,
metha.