Lesson in Logic

* Money is not everything…there is MasterCard and Visa.

* Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so why practice.

Joke

A son at college wanted more money. He sent a telegram to his father, No money, no fun, your son. The father replied, ‘how sad, too bad, your dad.


One day a man dreamt that some one had killed him. Next day, he cleared his bank account……..why? Because in bank it was written, “we make your dreams come true”.


Q: Why most men prefer to kiss a woman on her lips?
A: That is probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth!



An angry husband returned home one night and found his wife in bed with another man.
Husband: what r u doing? To which his wife said to his lover, “I told you he was stupid.”

Read…laugh….type your comments with smile…..have a nice day.
With love & regards
Metha.